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I Need Meat

Not actually sure what I did before Goober Meats. Like, I guess I might have ordered pizza a few times, talking on the telephone like some sort of 20th century …

A Kitchen Sim?

These immersive games are really starting to creep me out. Like, who keeps MAKING them? And if they keep making them, I have to keep reviewing them, because I only …

Escaping to Opulence

They always seem to get the nicest families on ‘Escape to the Country’, which is why it’s a shame that they get attacked by wild animals. I suppose that’s just …

Dream of Fishing

I’ll give Odd-Match one thing: it has THE most extensive list of interests and identities you could possibly imagine. Usually, if you’re exceptionally different or just don’t fit into a …

Changing Lives, Spaces

The curious human obsession with changing things that are currently functioning is curious. First Amara is going on and on about how she wants her grandfathers inheritance to use for …

Grandma’s House

My grandmother’s house is by far the most hectic I’ve ever been in. In this sense of the word hectic, I mean large, imposing and architecturally intense. You know what …

Need Drain Scouring

I learned quite early in my career that this land of Australia does not appreciate my ethics. Perhaps nowhere in the world does…I’m quite unique. At least my talents in …

Super Useful Toolboxes

You know what I like about toolboxes? They bring people together, in so many wonderful ways. It’s like one of those TV ads where someone pull something out of their…handbag, …

Change One Tire

They’re never going to make a good driving game, are they? We have virtual reality now. You can buy a robots (although I don’t see why you would…). They make …

They grow up fast

I’m a little worried about Sonia and Darren – they seem a bit out of their depth with this project of buying a house. It’s not that I think they …