Grandma’s House
My grandmother’s house is by far the most hectic I’ve ever been in. In this sense of the word hectic, I mean large, imposing and architecturally intense. You know what …
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Need Drain Scouring
I learned quite early in my career that this land of Australia does not appreciate my ethics. Perhaps nowhere in the world does…I’m quite unique. At least my talents in …
Super Useful Toolboxes
You know what I like about toolboxes? They bring people together, in so many wonderful ways. It’s like one of those TV ads where someone pull something out of their…handbag, …
Crafty Cats Alert
19My housemate, Christina, has been pet-sitting a friend’s cats for the past month while she’s away on a two-month book tour. Today, Christina made me come with her to visit …
Change One Tire
They’re never going to make a good driving game, are they? We have virtual reality now. You can buy a robots (although I don’t see why you would…). They make …
They grow up fast
I’m a little worried about Sonia and Darren – they seem a bit out of their depth with this project of buying a house. It’s not that I think they …
Neighbourly Treatment
My neighbour’s been pinching the figs from over the back fence again. Get your own fruit trees, girl! She’s a lovely lass, which just makes it all the more irritating …
Just Grow Plants Outside?
I don’t think this mini-greenhouse is really working. I got it for my birthday, and it was totally unexpected, but I loved the idea because I’m always complaining about having …
Eucalyptus Devastation
Frankly, I’m astonished that Melbourne has recovered from the Great Eucalyptus Plague of 1939. It’s a legend passed down among barbers all around the world, but now that I’m finally …
I’ll Just Sit Here in My Office, As Normal…
If I had my way, all holiday ads on the train would be banned. No one on a long and sorrowful commute needs to look at a stock-photo family running …