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The Electrifying Conclusion!

OH. MY. VOLTAGE. I was assured that it was going to be a slam-bang season finale on Week of Our Lives, and every single time this happens, I think I’m …

Endless Upgrades

My brother Jaime is ridiculous. I mean, he’s a great guy, but does he really need to upgrade his bathroom on an annual basis? He’s been doing just that for …

Pit Out

Well, well, well. It would seem that Tara is finally catching on to what’s good. I knew she’d come around eventually – my idea of having a ball pit in …

The Spookiest Tales

Okay, how about this…every single time you come home, your dog has been replaced with a cat that has the same name. Spooky, right? This is going to have people …

Modern Door Upgrades

Gigantic, oaken doors are so very last century. Not even last century, in fact, because their hay-day was so much earlier than that. I remember when our castle in Romania …

A Sydney Jaunt

I don’t go away for many conferences, especially after I just got back from a holiday, but this one seemed like something I needed to attend: ‘Business Owner and Parent: …

I Need Meat

Not actually sure what I did before Goober Meats. Like, I guess I might have ordered pizza a few times, talking on the telephone like some sort of 20th century …

A Kitchen Sim?

These immersive games are really starting to creep me out. Like, who keeps MAKING them? And if they keep making them, I have to keep reviewing them, because I only …

Escaping to Opulence

They always seem to get the nicest families on ‘Escape to the Country’, which is why it’s a shame that they get attacked by wild animals. I suppose that’s just …

Dream of Fishing

I’ll give Odd-Match one thing: it has THE most extensive list of interests and identities you could possibly imagine. Usually, if you’re exceptionally different or just don’t fit into a …