Fire The Apprentice
My coworker is such a lazy bloke. He’ll bugger off for hours at a time and come back claiming that he had to go to every hardware store under the …
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Our Wedding Video
It’s been two years since my boyfriend proposed to me – two years exactly! And guess what today is? It’s our wedding day. I really liked the symbolism of getting …
Wallpaper Job Preferred
“No, thanks,” Maphira said, getting out of the play tube to leave. “I don’t want anything to do with your little resistance.” The woman lunged forward, grabbing Maphira by the …
Solar Seller
If Maphira was going to find her sister, she’d need to blend in with Robotopian society. With her hair tied back and covered with a cap, she figured nobody would …
Light House
“I have an idea!” my best friend, Yellow Bulb, and I said at the exact same moment, our heads lighting up with bright colours. You see, living as a lightbulb …
Car Breakdown Disaster
I have a very stringent routine that I must follow every day. For example, when I wake up in the morning I have to put my left foot down before …
Merging Boats
I’ve managed to acquire my second boat, although I am now questioning what the point of buying a second boat was. It isn’t like I can use them both at …
Hardware Store Success
Well, that trip to the hardware store wasn’t anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be. I just kept telling myself that I was doing it for a …
The Inevitable Trip
‘I just don’t know about this,’ I grumbled to my wife, in the driver’s seat next to me. She didn’t react, so I repeated it, louder. Still nothing. Did …
Fernando’s Pranks
I think Fernando is taking this prank war between us a little too far. Now I’ll gladly admit that I was the one who destroyed our front door. I simply …